Archive for February, 2008

Fucked Teen Asshole - part 2

Friday, February 29th, 2008

Gapping Asshole

I moved close to the bed as if standing on the edge of a precipice and she grinned at me. “I promise you will like it Fux. Now take off my bra.” You know when I was just a housecat I never got ordered around the way I do these days. I swear to you most of my life is spent being ordered by women to fuck this do that take that off. Read Full Porn Story

Fucked Teen Asshole - part 1

Tuesday, February 26th, 2008

Teen Blowjob

I’ve been sticking close to home since my cable guy adventure. I fear I am just not made of the stuff to stand up to the rigors of a hardcore cable guy fuck fest. Damn that guy must really have some stamina since all our calls were just like my solo! All those horny housewives just calling the cable guy to get their “plugs” plugged. Read Full Porn Story

Fux The Cable Guy Porn - part 2

Friday, February 22nd, 2008

Cable Guy Sex

“I uhh need to jack your cable Ma’am…I mean see your plug….errr show me the problem please?” If I were not covered in fur I would be blushing about then and my eyes had never left that fine body in fact at that moment I was drinking in her panty covered pussy. I know this woman saw me staring and I was helpless to stop. In fact she seemed to find it amusing. Read Full Porn Story

Fux The Cable Guy Porn - part 1

Tuesday, February 19th, 2008

Wet Pussy FingeringBeing a porn cat has benefits that are unimaginable to most guys. I mean I eat when I want to and I work when I want to and I have all the porn I can stand. However it is also a solitary occupation. So I go out I have friends and I make a life away from my computer.

I have a buddy who is a cable repairman and installer. Maybe not the most glamorous occupation you think? Well me I think it must be pretty cool going into all those houses seeing hot housewives and horny teens (yeah I am a porn cat at heart and always thinking in those terms.) So anyway I am thinking he has a cool job and last Saturday night when we were all out drinking (the cable guy, me porn cat, the stunt cock, and the jeweler) he declares they are working him to death and if he doesn’t get help soon he will fucking go postal. We were all glad the postal worker wasn’t there to hear that (all of us have been waiting on that guy to blow). So I am pretty well lit and I offer my two hands to assist him on monday! Read Full Porn Story

Deep Throat And Lap Dances For Fux

Friday, February 15th, 2008

Ball Sucking

You know I realized the other night that I was rather an old fashioned and very sheltered cat. I mean yes, since I got on this side I have seen and done a lot of stuff but there is a lot more that I have never done sexually anyay. Well I met some friends at a strip club. Even porn cats need a good relaxing night off and what better way than a stiff drink and a lot of sexy babes naked and titties bouncing parading around. Read Full Porn Story

Ebony Addicted Fucking - part 2

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008

Ebony Ass

She moved away from her man and slowly grabbed her top teasing it up over the tight plane of her belly, going slowly as if reluctant, but the result was better than any strip tease I had ever witnessed. I felt my cock responding and when she slid her top off and revealed those perky little tits with the achingly alert nipples I was at full mast and my cock was throbbing. Read Full Porn Story

Ebony Addicted Fucking - part 1

Friday, February 8th, 2008

Horny Black Slut

Things have not been exactly stale around the old homestead but since my last outing I had kept a low profile and was trying to be cool cat not getting into anyone else’s puss ya know? Come on being good is totally boring so I had heard about a new nightclub in town from a fellow webmaster and decided Fux needed a little excitement and what kind of trouble could I get into in a nightclub? Read Full Porn Story

Pregnant Sex and Pickles

Tuesday, February 5th, 2008

Sexy PregnantI awoke with a headache and thought for a few blurry moments that the pounding on my front door was actually my head.

No, I had not been drinking. I had stayed awake til the wee hours of the morning kept wakeful by the banging and bumping of a new neighbor who presumably felt that 3 am was the time not only to move in but to rearrange the furniture. I suppose I should be grateful that I did not live below them.

I stumbled to the door once it became clear that my head was pounding but there was also an external noise coming from the vicinity of my front door. Ugh who would wake me at the ungodly hour of 9 a.m?

I lurched out of bed and propelled myself to the door leaning against the jam and bracing myself for the effort of opening it.
“Good morning!” This came from a spritely little voice sounding almost like a little girl. “I need to borrow a pickle”. Read Full Porn Story

Fux’s First Sex Teacher Memories

Friday, February 1st, 2008

Sexy MilfI know I passed the age for school a while back but I decided to take a continuing education class at our local college. I wanted to learn what all that pricy camera equipment I had bought a while back did. I mean every since I bought it that stuff had sat idle.

So back to class I go. Now this is not a bad thing at all that pussy in college is prime stuff. Those girls are wearing next to nothing, and those tits? Well, let’s just say those tits have never heard of gravity. So I am liking my little hour class five days a week just fine. I get to look at some of the best and freshest pussy around and hell even the professors are hot.

I might just get lucky this semester who knows? If not then I can sure learn how to operate my video camera and all that lighting equipment.

Now my favorite place to lounge around is near the security office.

Why? Well the campus security officer is a leggy blonde who’s idea of a uniform is a short skirt a red thong that shows when she bends over and a specially built uniform blouse that her big tits are all to eager to break free of. Read Full Porn Story