Being a porn cat has benefits that are unimaginable to most guys. I mean I eat when I want to and I work when I want to and I have all the porn I can stand. However it is also a solitary occupation. So I go out I have friends and I make a life away from my computer.
I have a buddy who is a cable repairman and installer. Maybe not the most glamorous occupation you think? Well me I think it must be pretty cool going into all those houses seeing hot housewives and horny teens (yeah I am a porn cat at heart and always thinking in those terms.) So anyway I am thinking he has a cool job and last Saturday night when we were all out drinking (the cable guy, me porn cat, the stunt cock, and the jeweler) he declares they are working him to death and if he doesn’t get help soon he will fucking go postal. We were all glad the postal worker wasn’t there to hear that (all of us have been waiting on that guy to blow). So I am pretty well lit and I offer my two hands to assist him on monday! Read Full Porn Story